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Original release: Black Metal Yoga (Baldy Longhair Records)

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Whatever keeps you out of the academy, man
Just grab it and hold onto it with both hands
It doesn't have to make sense
It doesn't have to be good
We're doing black metal yoga in our neighborhood

Whatever keeps you out of a cubicle, girl
Just hold onto it like it's the end of the world
It doesn't have to be cool
It doesn't have to be green
Black metal yoga's a legitimate scene

I spent 2009 through 2012
locked up in a Martian mining colony jail
I had nothing to read
I slept on a bench
About 50 miles south of the Marianas Trench

Me and Philip K. Dick and Father Divine
Doing sun salutations, just passing the time
The dishwashers were Finns
The cooks were Norwegian
We heard Bathory songs blaring out of the kitchen

The miners went on strike and attacked the police
So the governor gave us all early release
I arrived back on Earth
Wearing fingerless gloves
Preaching black metal yoga
And a message of love

Black metal yoga and a message of love
Black metal yoga and a message of love
You don't have to be cruel
You don't have to be tough
Just black metal yoga and a message of love

Whatever gets you out of the hospital my friend
Just grab it hold

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The Rentiers Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Traveling Wilburys of not-punk

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